11 March, 2007 |

Welcome

Welcome to a new blog, designed specifically for the growing free-and low-cost editorial market !

My name’s Tony. Hello Tony! I hear you answer in unison.

Good for you - a great start - That’s what we at Nuts 2 Zoo want to experience - ENTHUSIASM !!

My colleagues and I will be leading you through the sparsely populated minefield that protects (HA HA !) a treasure trove of editorial content that we can all make use of to benefit our businesses, shareholders and ultimately ourselves !

What do we want? Money!
When do we want it? Yesterday !
How do we earn it? WE DON’T !
IT LANDS IN OUR LAP !

Who throws it our way - OUR READERS !

The same people who BUY OUR PRODUCTS to read what they have sent us !

“But,” I hear you say (in unison - great teamwork fellas!), “money doesn’t grow on trees.”

IT DOES ! Believe me !

I’ll show you where the trees are, what fruit to pick and how to remove those pesky ‘produce of wherever’ labels before you take your (YES YOUR!) goods to market.
(And don’t worry, there are no Fair Trade evangelists in this market, waiting to exploit our exploitation.)

I’ll show you how to display your wares best to a youthful audience and keep it well within their reach in a special section called ‘How To Avoid Top Shelf Designation and Compulsory Supermarket Poly Bagging !”

Stick with us and the world wide web’s your oyster !

I’ll soon be telling you all about our new 3EMAP system - Exploit, Economise, Evade, Maximise Advertising Profit program.

Those showing the greatest understanding of the program will be invited to study for our highly valued 3EMAP Doctorate. (3 hour distance learning course.)
(Hands down Gillian McKeith ! - Not now - But ten out of ten for ENTHUSIASM!)

WELCOME ONE AND ALL!

You’re about to jump on the biggest ride of your lives and learn to take thousands on the biggest ride of theirs.

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